I've got a filthy cold so I've got to rest. Frankly I'm bored out my mind. I want to paint or do something. I am literally so bored that I am punching through my boredom threshold.
I want an old fashioned public address system put in our house so i can constantly disrupt everyone
mike
"my name is mike and at some point in the 90's i was swimming in the sea and got eaten by a whale, like noah, and then i got pissed off with the smell of plankton and did a street fighter 2 punch, and punched out the top of the whale. He was pretty pissed off, but it was ok in the end because it turned out that he was really into cornflakes. so i got him a couple of boxes of cornflakes and he kind of chilled out, until we both wanted the free gift and then he totally went ape shit and smashed up my kitchen with his tail and spat half chewed cornflakes out of his blow hole. and my mum was well pissed off about having to clean it off the ceiling."
I only reply via this email to matters relating to the website / blog. please don't contact me if you are my long lost brother or anything, because frankly i have enough trouble keeping track of the people i want to. mike@mikebromage.com